Let’s talk about self-love. Sounds all fluffy and romantic, doesn’t it? Now just call it masturbation. Plain and simple masturbation. A word that we all back away from and yet can lead to one of the most euphoric experiences ever!
Go on, say it.
Masturbation.
It’s a great word to say and it’s an even better thing to do!
If you’re really struggling, you just can’t get that one word over the tip of your tongue and into the conversation then fret not. You’ll be pleased to hear there are plenty of euphemisms you can fling into a chat.
Here’s a list of our top 25 of them.
Some are self-explanatory. Some we don’t have a clue what they’re on about. Some refer to male masturbation. Some refer to female masturbation. And again, some we have absolutely no idea who, what, when, how they refer to. So here goes.